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Mikey B (1990-   )

Mikey B is a superb mathematician, jazz musician, artist and linguist. He was born in Hornsby on December 11, 1990; his last name was changed to B by his parents. His mother Carolyn Eve was born in Wahroonga in 1956, his father Paul Rodney was born in Kent, England in 1946. He came to Australia when he was 9.

Mikey has been a keen mathematician since the day he was born, he has always been eager to pursue independent research. Studying carefully under the renowned tutor, Dr William Pender who was in turn the pupil of Plato and Aristotle, Mike is now known throughout Sydney for his extensive participation in Maths Olympiad competitions.

Mr B was also a keen sportsman, training in Tae Kwon Do with his Latin Do Master Nelson. By the time he was 15 he was attending classes once a month for almost 20 minutes per session. On the side while Mikey was attending Sydney Grammar School in his teenage years he participated at a competitive ping-pong level. Mikey was also frequently seen on the wildlife scene, writing a book when he was young named “Mikey and Emma take a ride in Emma’s Playboat.” This was published by Dead Dog publications and later adapted to a film Version with Mikey played by Hugh Jackman and Jennifer Garner in the role of Emma. Mikey also shoots in his spare time.

Mikey’s personal life has had it’s ups an downs, being an adamant believer in the righteousness of emotional discretion he internalises his pain and in doing so causes himself an intense physical trauma and emotional strain. Although he is not naturally honest every now and again he is by sheer fluke. No matter what happens to Mikey his best mate Alex has always been there next to him, laughing at the Jews and enjoying every minute of what would otherwise have been a tragic life. Alex Cleworth is known worldwide for his Anti-semitism and racist approaches to Blacks and his prejudice towards women.

Mikey was awarded an honorary PhD last year from Online University Australia and has qualified at TAFE AUSTRALIA as a bricklayer.

He is currently living with his dog Lisa and his parents. Mikey’s time is almost up and he will always be remembered as the pathetic dodger he is, enjoying his life as if it were on stage. Marvelling at his own misfortune at times and remarkable fortune at others Mike will always been in our hearts as a benefit to society and the world of Maths.