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Michale Sobiech is a teacher at Western Kentucky University who discourages students from using Wikipedia. Michael owes everything he ever will become to Hegemon. Hey, does this work? Can I really edit pages? lullllz DESU :D. He cites that is unreliable and that information is usually made up. However, this is untrue since there are always sources and the Internets never lie. Plus, Hegemon is in control of the Internet, as he is of everything. Class structure is almost nonexistent since nonclass related conversation runs rampant. Mike is a graduate student, a teacher, and currently working on his final thesis paper. He does not teach like a normal teacher, he is more like a standup comedin that you may laugh at because of goofy looking exterior and shirts with pyromaniacal masturbation references,, but you also learn how to be a good writer from him. He loves wonderful bus rides around campus, working out at the Y, reading satirical reports, and pondering his thoughts over an episode of Colbert Report, and The Daily Show with John Stewart, or the more educational The Simpson's. If you would like to know more about Mike, then visist your local Western Kentucky University and stop by his English 100 class. The only real rule that is upheld is "Don't put others down." He doesn't actually teach anything in class, he just has everyone sit around talking and watching movies. He allowed grade-school children to watch Team America: World Police, but he never even finishes the movies. One day, he decided to lollolollolollol HEY IS SARAH HERE SHE SAID YOU COULD USE THIS SITE TO TALK PEOPLE WHERES SARH arrange a field trip that was a 5 minute walk away and couldn't even fulfill that.

Biography
In West Ireland born an' raised, in the tavern is where I spent mosta my days. Pickin' out potatoes, looking for gold, all while playin' B-ball outside of the school. When a couple o' guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I ate one little tike and my mama got scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bowling Green." I waited for the bus, and when it came near, the license plate said "White Line" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say, this bus was rare, but I thought, "Naw, forget it, yo homes to Bowling Green." I pulled up to the hall at about 7 or 8 A.M. I yelled to the driver, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Writing Class.

Teaching Certifications
1. Not able to use DVD player effectively

2. Dress like you shop at Goodwill

3. Allows grade-school children to watch Team America: World Police

4. No regard for deadlines

5. Arranges "field trips" that are 5 minutes away and can't even follow through

Curriculum
Mike teaches writing, or so he says.

''This article about an educator is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by [/w/index.php?stub&title=&action=edit expanding it]. You see, instead of actually changing this unworthy contribution and improving it, I decided to add a template telling somebody else to do it. That's improvement.''

Mikes That do Things With Their Lives Other Than Teaching Apathetic College Students How to Write
Michael Jordan Played with basketballs

Michael Jackson Played with young boys

Michael Vick Played with dogs

Michael Myers (actor) Played with robot boobs

Michael Myers (Halloween) Played with knives

Michael J. Fox Played with his mom

Michaelangelo Played with nunchucks

Michael Crichton Played with dinosaurs

Michael Moore Played with facts

Michael Phelps Played with water