User:Mike Nolan 72/sandbox

Samuel Sweet (DOB unknown) is a Human Swiss Army Knife and is tougher than woodpecker lips. Found as child in the Alaskan tundra building a tractor out of nothing, but sticks, stones and grizzly bear remains. Fostered by a craftsman tool set and a reluctant breeding pair of bald eagles he very quickly leant his trade as a Human Swiss Army Knife. Finding the Alaskan bush too easy, he decided to take on the African Wilderness.

After a grueling 1 week dog sleigh trek and a 2 week paddle using nothing but a leatherback turtle shell to propel himself across the Atlantic ocean he landed on the shores of the Congo. Its believed he counted to infinity twice during the paddle. Here he used his skills to re-invent the mining and drilling industry by digging boreholes by hand. It was reported that he cheated death many times, but in fact he won fair and square.

Late one night in a bar in Lubumbashi a group of Russian Pilots encouraged him to play a game of Russian Roulette with them. Playing for an Antonov 26B he proceeded to fully load the weapon and won. After this he won 5 arm wrestling contests in row with both arms tied behind his back. He continued down to airfield where he refueled the Antonov with his own urine and kickstarted the plane. Next destination - Mozambique.

While en-route to Mozambique he re-wrote the Antonov 26B manual and translated it into 12 different languages as well as Mexican Braille. He landed in the war torn and troubled Northern Mozambique. Hungry and hungover on arrival he settled down to buffalo hindquarter seasoned with pepper spray. With his arrival the insurgency was defeated in the province. Not much else is known about his time in Mozambique. He began building bridges, but got over them.