User:Mikegsucks

Michael Gasiewski was born in Feb 19 1983. This makes him the loser in the world. This kook tries to talk over your head all the time. He has a degree and thinks that he knows everything in the world even though you prove him wrong time and time and time again. He tires to pass himself off as an educated genius but sadly he his not. He worships at the alter of Bill O'Reilly. He goes out of his way to put down people that are "below him.", By using third grade remarkes like "clownshoes" and "dingus"

He likes to think that his fantasy sports knowledge is out of this world, but he has never won a fanasty season. He makes outrageous claims like "His pitching is suspect", "His team is the most balanced" "I expect that this player will have a monster year." What he knows about sports could fill a thimble.

He thinks that Dane Cook is the funniest guy in the world.

He says he listens to metal but really it's metalcore. ie Killswitch Engage.

He loves to do his shopping at American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Old Navy.