User:Mikeoldboy/Lauren Conn

Lauren Conn ... Known better by her stage name "Mcsexy" was born January 30th, 1993 on an Argentine Base in Antarctica. She has lived in several places throughout the world including Uganda, Malawi, Cornoros and Sierra Leone. In 1999 she finally settled in The United States of America where she was adopted by a pack of "native americans" in the Colorado mountains. in 2002 she hitchhiked her way to California where she was adopted by a young Jewish couple in the small town of Tarzana. Since this time she has gone through several jobs before finally being named sexiest woman alive by Playboy magazine. She has recently started a singing and dancing career under the name McSexy