User:Mikulman1473

Mikulman1473 is an Oxford graduate that chooses to be a Circle K clerk to throw the Zambian government off his scent. He majors in astrophysics and architecture and has a minor in military tactics and civil engineering. He currently lives somewhere in the vincity of the south and has a severe dislike for moldy cheese. He is allergic to dying, being shot, stabbed, lanced, blew up, and hunted down by the Zambian government. He is also allergic to cinnamon. He wastes his free time building miniature rocket ships, solving life's great problems, and playing Modern Warfare2. He dislikes llamas, people named Carl, idiots,the theory of evolution,Zambia, gangrene, oil, oxygen, grass,Mars Bars, and the French. He enjoys ingesting Dr. Pepper,RC, 7 Up, Snapple, Bournvita, A&W, Cactus Cooler, Canada Dry, Cool Ridge, Coolah Energy, Country Time, Cream Soda, Crush, Deja Blue, Rite, and liquid nitrogen. He also eats solid matter. He has helped develop Sputnik, Apollo 13, The Atom bomb, the cotton gin, Coca Cola products]], and most brandy flavored candy. He is currently 5,999 years old. He has built the leaning tower of pisa, the street system in Boston, Stonehenge, The Zambian flag, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Enron, The DMV, the Egyptian pyramids, Apple inc., and The Blackberry smartphone. He also is directly responsible for the formation of the bands ABBA, U2, Metalica, ZZ Top, The Who, The Beatles, and Five Iron Frenzy. He likes talking in the 2nd person. His real name is ********** ************ *********** the 23rd.