User:Mindblown Milkfloat

I'm not a Catholic but there are still a few things I would like to confess:


 * I made that prank call to the pizza place
 * I smashed the picture frame with a PlayStation controller in anger - there was no spider
 * I fancy Adele
 * I was the one who shouted at him from a car window
 * I am several other people, each of whom takes a slightly different form