User:Minime4eva

Minime4eva is a user created by a person(obviously) who likes to do REALLY random stuff(like this)and swimming(Was that random too?). Over all I'm the best person in the universe because I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.

Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well.

All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "So how come you rule so much?"

One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.

I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME.(Just like Haruhi Suzumiya, were best buds)

I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. (*nod* *nod* yes everyone)

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.

I love me. (You're probably thinking this o.O, O.o, O.O, or o.o right now but whatever. I got two words for you. SCREW. YOU.) Sometimes when people think I'm better at them. I'd say to somewhere: BRING OUT THE G**DAMN GUNDAM!!!!! Someone would say, "WHICH ONE OF YOUR FIVE THOUSAND AND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT SOON TO BE SIX THOUSAND????????????????????" I'D ANSWER, "SEND OUT THE MILLENIUM FALCON!!!!! (Your probably thinking: Wait a minute, the millenium falcon isn't a gundam?????? If you watched Star Wars(If you hadn't then your an idiot)). WELL GUESS WHAT????? I DON'T KRIFFING CARE!!!!!!!! (Ok, fine so I meant Millenium Freedom, but SO WHAT?) Anyways, so they'd (Who? Oh just my military fleet made up of 5 billion and rising higher by the millisecond) send out the Gundam and I'd get into to it and blast the hell out of whoever the son of a nerfherder was(probably a just a stupid idiot) and then every one would crowd around me cheering, "HURRAH!HURRAH!" and then I'd shoot one of the with a pistol calmly, so when the look at the dead person and back at me, I'd simply be gutting the dead guy(The first one you idiot) with a beamsaber and say its for fuel for my Gundam. And then I'd shoot them all with the TEACHER SHOOTER 3000(It gets rid of my nuclear waste in my Gundam by shooting out brain waves that make them think the have an infinite amount of homework and they'll be thinking to much and die of it) and kill them all. Then, my Gundam will get recovered by my fleet(Now at a still growing fleet of 56 billion) and I'd say, "Thank you for running the test simulator for me." and then realize that it WASN'T a simulator and I had just killed them all.

Oh well.

So I'd be moving a long with the people bowing at me on the streets(Did I mention I'm being carried around like a pharaoh? (I put pharaoh as lowercase because I'm better than them)) and I see this one guy looking as if he was new here. I say, "Hey you, what are you doing? Pretending that your new here?" he answered, "But I AM new here!" by then, all the other people were looking as angry as a mad cow on drugs, went up and beat the c*** out of him and ate him alive.

This happens once everyday.

Just. Because. I. Want. It. Too.

That's jsut how life is. How Haruhi and I wish it to be.

Well... Wasn't that random enough for you?

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Thank for listening to my random junk.