User:Minos P. Dautrieve

Minos P. Dautrieve is a lawyer who has too much time on his hands right now, since he's taking a terminal buyout from a government agency that keeps him on the payroll for a year before (very) early retirement -- as long as he doesn't practice law for anybody else. His hardworking lawyer wife is appalled by this fine display of shortsighted Republican government planning in action, but hey, she thinks I should take the money and run. So I'll waste time here for a while. His wife also thinks that attempting to anything constructive via Wikipedia is a fool's errand, and the last few days tend to convince him that she is, as she is so often, correct.