User:MissChanelle/sandbox

Miss Chanelle is an English teacher who teaches intermediate Fringlish at L'École Rose-des-Vents on the Starship Enterprise in Vancouver's poorest neighbourhood. Born in Georgetown, Guyana on July 2, 1845, Chanelle has become famous for her use of songs in the classroom and her uncanny ability to grow a beard in less than three hours.

Married in 1870 to Albert J. Einstein, Chanelle remarried in 2010 after the sudden and tragic death of her first husband and now lives happily ever after with Julie Tye-Claus of the North Pole (no relation to Santa Claus. The couple have no children, but have raised three giraffes, one thorny devil, and three celestial goldfish.

Chanelle's many pet peeves include: lame excuses for incomplete homework; plagiarism; omission of the Oxford comma; dishonesty; cornmeal crumbs on the dinner table; homophobia; hobophobia (irrational fear of the homeless); use of Wiki as a "research tool"; racism; ageism; sexism; and other -isms. Chanelle has a great respect for honest people (especially students); hard work; people who say thanks when you open a door for them; and old folks who still manage to be stylish.