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Carly Blair Posner was born in Baltimore, Maryland on April 19, 1985 to Bruce and Kathy Posner. She was the most enormous baby you could possibly imagine. She has two siblings, brother Zach and sister Tara.

While attending Villa Julie preschool, (and not Fort Garrison preschool, a common misconception) Carly would meet one of the most influential people of her young life: Pedro Pequeño. While Carly often lamented the loss of Pobre Pedro Pequeño, his death was not in vain. For it was in tribute to Pedro Pequeño that Carly would meet another remarkable figure: Loretta, the incomparable University of Maryland Volunteer Service Specialist herself. Now did Loretta ever teach Carly anything? No, of course not, but Loretta could drink water and talk on the phone like it was her job, which it basically was.

Carly is known for revolutionizing the game of scrabble, winning the inaugural Park School championship and setting as standard for all followers to live up to.

She was a renowned goalie for The Park School and is currently the goalie for the Stanford Women's Lacrosse Team. She also played on the field hockey team at Park 

Carly loves Jamba Juice, the color purple, and cleaning her room. Her uncertainty in the ultimate superiority of Walter's chowder is well-documented.

Carly's nickname is Coily. She likes polka dots and logic games. She was unaware of Bryanne's deportation back in 2004.

Carly is the second best Dr. Mario player in the world.

Alter ego: Charles Posner. Other half of Charles Levine, not to be confused with the caterer extraordinaire. This girl gives whole new meaning to the term: "perry beirut, screw off style" and is an essential element in the "Carly and Dani do: life" series. Carly has the ability to give anyone an instant love of Mary Poppins and should be commended for her dedication to preserving the legacy of the late, great Rosa Parks.

April 19 is known as "Carly Posner Day" in Burbank, CA. It's a day when all the townspeople take to the streets for the Pos Parade and commemorate her historic journey to Burbank on that evening in 2005. It's sort of like Passover, only much more historically significant.

Carly Posner enjoys the simple things in life such as the 20-inch iMac with built-in iSight and the Photobooth program as well as eating cereal exclusively out of mugs. However, her greatest joy is derived from reading graphic novels depicting various topics and written by sundry artists. Her most recently read is "Watchmen" by Alan Moore. 

Carly Posner realizes that this $100 bill is no more that ONE HUNDRED PENNIES! 

P.S. REAL CORNY... In high school, Carly Posner, widely known as Pos, was a frequent visitor to the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg, FL. In addition, in 2003 she had a brief stint as a docent at the Georgia O'Keefe museum in Santa Fe, NM while living in a humble adobe. She has also been known to spend the entire day staring at an Indian tapestry or searching for body drumming classes in the local newspaper.

Carly is an accomplished construction worker with a number of prominent Baltimore buildings to her name; surely they wouldn't be standing today if not for her superior hammering skills.

Though lots of people think they "know" Carly, it turns out her sister, really "knows" her, sometimes even is her...or she is her sister, atleast until now that is. When Carly was 4 she begged her sister to get on a Ferry and go to Africa for the day, much to her dismay, her sister followed along and almost got captured and killed in Africa...scratch that, it occured at age 20, and Carly was the innocent party, as usual. After this wild experience Carly jumped on Harry Pettie and floated to Peru.

Well, she didn't exactly make it to Peru, but by the time Carly (renamed by a certain set of twins, "coilz" turned 21 she tavelled to Japan, Israel, Hawaii, South America, North America, allll over Eastern and Western Europe, and yes, she has even stepped foot in Africa. In addition to traveling, Carly loves life and scrabble, but see above for that information.

Someone once accused Carly of only having one friend, turns out that isn't the case at all, Carly has many friends. Some think Carly likes cookies, but in truth, she loves them, and Artichoke Hearts as well. Carly spent most of her first 21 years with a strong dislike for salad, now, as she hits 21, she loves salad and most all thing veggies, and brown rice sushi and mexican. Yeah, Mexican food is up there. So are bikes. Carly loves biking, she once had this great instructor in Baltimore who taught her all about sledding and the importance of watching out for trees when going down steep hills. Carly also has travelled extensively with a certain someone who orders Sangria without ice-cream and Carly's father loves ipods, like really loves them.

Even though there are too many memories to transcribe, like the one when the Elephant charged the Bear that ate the Frog that Carly caught at her grandmother's swimming pool when she was there that one time, Carly should know how much she is loved. Although this is most often clearly shown when the Stanford girls lax teams lands in BWI.

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

Carly infuriated playmates at a young age by preaching safety first and nonviolence. For instance, when frequently tied to a chair or captured by her brother, Carly would calmly take the opportunity to read a novel or peruse a picturebook. We have much to learn from Carly Posner, this brave soul, who time and time again, says "no" to violence.

Carly is the strongest woman in the world.

In addition to her strength, Carly also knows the importance of having honor. In high school, she started numerous underground movements; the most important of these may have been her revitalization of the game of Mah Jong. She also has deeply hidden musical talent, best displayed in a moving guitar rendition of Amazing Grace.

Carly, Pos, THE Pos, C-Pos, Posner, Car Pos, Beamer, Carly Blair - whichever you may know her by, was inducted into the Fab5 in 2003. This is a fabulous group that she will be part of the rest of her life. As a member, she quickly became a veteran of the H2H, celebrating birthdays, traveling traveling and more traveling, dressing in rally at anytime of the day, wearing polka dots, organizing EVERYTHING that could possibly to be organized (though the organization of her room is questionable-as she was a champion of The Dirtiest Room contest), going to movie nights, and stopping some sick shots in lax.

Carly wins every game of Monopoly she plays. She knows all the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Her bedroom carpet is royal blue - but no one has ever actually seen the floor of her bedroom.

Carly's favorite game show is Supermarket Sweep. To play at home, all one needs is an older sister and an alarm clock shaped like a chicken.

Carly can make you happy just by walking into a room. She is also very supportive, especially of people who don't eat candy corn during lent and want to open restaurants where the menu has pictures of each dish.

However, Carly is also a thief of intelectual property, having once stolen the idea to make a life-size version of the game shoots and ladders, then claiming it as her own, then claiming not to remember the conversation where a great mind came up with the idea. Litigation is still pending.

Carly taught me to finger sign and all of the countries in Africa.

Carly is not as tall as Gheorghe Muresan [] or Ben Miller [].

Carly (C!) loves Kitty Boo and the animated movie "Spirit" [], meeting people in airports, and ballroom dancing. She used to have a close relationship with a locker named Belle, and a design line called "Blair Duck Inc." She doesn´t drive in the snow.

She also goes by C-Bear.

I didn't even know we were calling her C-Bear.