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Natascha E Tallowin a.k.a Hideous Kinky
 

Career
Natascha Tallowin (1987 - Ipswich, Suffolk). Writer/Actress/Model/Artist.

Featured Poem of the Month
Pretty People with their clothes off I want to be the housewife in the pictures, to have wavy hair and not to care. I want to be my man's woman. I want to iron and clean and use the washing machine. I want to plan every meal and set the table, look after my husband when he isn't able. And vice versa. I want to raise children and walk them to school, I want to be able to write poems and rhyme something with 'school'. Chance will be a fine thing, what do women want these days, equal rights, respect and a raise Be gone chivalry, arrogance is holding doors open. What's wrong with the ideal, A woman should be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom. Is this not good for us too? It's not new, but does it really matter? Perhaps I'm just old fashioned, old hat, or just meant born to be middle aged. But how I wish to avoid the 'beautiful people'. The obese children and the anorexic teenagers that seem to unite to form one acidic group of self-obsessed materialists, drunkenly happy-slapping their way to single parentdom. We've got what we wanted though, equal rights, or near enough? After all, sisterhood was never really something to be valued. Each to their own and all that. At least i've still got my hair curlers. By N.E Tallowin '08

Quotes by people who have enjoyed her work
On writing... "That was just heaven on a page It was just complete gorgeousness, stomach-knotting, spine-tingling gorgeousness!!" "love it. beautiful." "fantastic" "powerful stuff, brilliant!" "Amazing writing!" "oh my god! the more you write the more i want more!" On artwork... "I looked at all your self portrait pieces. they remind me of a wash-out effect found in older printed glamour magazines for clothing ads. They're really quite lovely, especially the contrast between your skin tones and lipstick. your wavy hair and eyelashes accentuate the pictures very well, also. overall very nice."