User:MisterKrowley/Georgeology

Well this is my Page. I am proud Founder of the club of Georgeology... let me explain about it..

Georgeology is a makeshift club/group that was founded in early May of 2010. The founder of this club/group is George Moore, my collegue Micheal Painton is Co- Founder and leader of cult of The Racecar, the information for the cult is unavailable on this site. The President of communications Habood Nakood is in charge of the other organizations connected with this club.

Beliefs and other such things: This club does claim to be a religiously centered club, however there is a central "diety", if it can so be called. the "diety" in question is A Box With 3 Question Marks. If you're an athiest, your involvement in the religious portion of this club is not necessary. As a member, when you die, you have a choice of going to either heaven or hell, regardless of your time on earth. there is no sin. There is no offence that can remove you of your status as member, except for offending the founder of the club.

Connection to religion: This club has 3 "Gods". The first and most important is the God of the person who joins. The second is A Box With 3 Question Marks. The third shall remain unaimed, instead enjoy this accent mark: `.

Reason of founding: The point of this club is to have fun. And Search for The Box. The Box is the same box referred to above, it is a mystical box created from thunder and liquid hot MAGMA. When ever a person finds the box there will always be an item within it. The item,however, will be unknown to everybody except for the founder. -One example of this would be; Say you were to find the box mysteriously one day. When you open the box, there is nothing but a strand of hair. The next day when there will most definately be something different in it, perhaps it will be 16 bricks of solid gold.

Our Job: It is the job of every old and new member to give moral support to everyone they know and also to do atleast one year of comunity service or some form of charity work.

How you can do your part! In order to be a member you have to personally know either the Founder, or Co-founder. there is no other form of entry. upon entry your hand will be "stamped" with the club symbol, A Box With 3 Question Marks [inside of it].

Donations Cannot be made: Here in the Club of the Georgeolites, we do not accept donations. The reason is because we like to help people by donating our Epic Awesomeness to everyone we meet.

Association With the Racecar: The Cult of the Racecar dates back to mid 2009, when its creator, Micheal Painton had been playing MAG. The thought came to him and since then he had been spreading the information of it. The Founder of this club was an Active member of this "cult", hence the association with Georgeology.

Cult of the Racecar: It is not a very strict cult. entry is allowed to all and they can leave at any time, the only requirement is that they follow the main 3 rules.

Racecar Rules:
 * 1. Since we are members of the racecar cult, every action performed must be done with rapidity.
 * 2. In order to perform quickly, we require energy. Strictly attained from Mountain Dew, WaWa Sandwiches, and Energy drinks.
 * Final and most important rule, to be followed without fail: Don't make car noises because that is not what is done in this cult.

Miscellaneous Information:


 * Currently the club has an unidentified number of members.
 * In the Heaven of this club, there is no diving board in the pool.
 * Chocolate and tacos are handed to each of the members every thursday.
 * Dogs and impalas are the club's favored animals.
 * The facility for the meetings has been undecided.
 * The Meeting date has been undecided.
 * This club in no way interferes with your current involvement in any established religious group.
 * Enjoy your membership, it only last for 90 years.
 * There are no set rules. There are, however, unwritten rules.
 * One can choose to be a leader and if approval is recieved by the founder, on can be a leader.
 * Upon membership, other groups connected to this one are made available.
 * When approaching a member, a member must salute by saying; Face!
 * This group condones foul, angry, loud and extreem gaming in any online games.
 * We are not held responsible for the Crippling awesome radiation that this group causes.
 * This club causes unprovoked mushroom clouds in unnecessary locations.
 * Every meeting, we read from the websters dictionary, and also from the farmers almanac.
 * The membership of this club is already spreading through various groups of people.


 * this is the link for Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=124084870940682