User:MisterNancy/Mormoniacal

Mormoniacal,

A condition in which a person of the Mormon Faith develops a 'mania' for spreading said faith. This 'mania' has several documented results.

1. The urge to populate one's household with as many children as is physically possible, most common among women.

2. The desire to spend one's early adult-hood in service to the LDS faith, filling pews and committing random acts of community service.

3. The movement to build vast, sprawling neighborhoods, where those afflicted with the more common 'mania' may settle and proliferate.

While a common form of mania, those afflicted are generally upstanding citizens, and the most common treatments are Parent Teacher associations, quilting-bees, scrap-booking bees, bee-keeping bees, minivan tipping, child rearing and avoiding pleasures.