User:MisterNerdly

MisterNerdly is the most famous human being on the planet. He is notoriously intelligent and very sexy. Sexy boi indeed. MisterNerdly lives on a private island in the Bahamas that only he knows how to access, due to it being guarded by a massive sea monster known only as "Bob". Human vocal systems are not capable of pronouncing his real name. Still, simply saying Bob will likely make everyone in the room shudder. MisterNerdly is a very talented roboticist, with various machines around his mansion which serve as chefs, laundry workers, cleaners, and even companions. His favorite creations, however, are his weaponized robots. They serve as guards in the unlikely case that someone managed to get past Bob. They are equipped with a dozen instruments of mass destruction which would make MisterNerdly be considered a war criminal, if anyone lived to tell the tale. MisterNerdly is an expert on handling exotic animals, such as squids, big cats, elephants, snakes, and Bob. MisterNerdly has seventeen girlfriends, each of whom he simply calls "girlfriend". MisterNerdly is around 6"5, and very strong. He is well learned in several martial arts, including Tae Kwon Do, Krav Maga, and Jujitsu. And on top of all that, MisterNerdly is an artist, with several thousand pieces of his work hung up in small museums across the Earth (For some odd reason, the Louvre won't accept any of his work.) MisterNerdly is also a pathological liar.