User:Misterdequincey/sandbox

MISTER DE QUINCY Mister de Quincy was born many years before he died, in a remote book somewhere near the Alpha Centauri border.

He spent most of his life waiting for the right moment to issue his manifesto, which would change the universe radically, and which he expected to spring fully-formed from his forehead one night after a late night drinking session at Spud's Bar.

Sadly, this failed to occur. He died embittered and lonely, and much shorter than he had once hoped.

His bones are on display in the restrooms at Spud's bar, and for a small fee, Spud will allow you to use them in Satanic rituals, sports awards ceremonies, or to pick your teeth with. This last however is not advised, as he had a calcium deficiency and they splinter.

Facts about de Quincy's life can be confirmed by Spud, for a tenner. NB this is currently in dispute. Spud has been appealed to and states he will under no circumstances confirm anything about anything for anything less than a twenty.