User:Mistergah/Standard Fetus Measurment

Standard Fetus Measurment new article content ... Standard Fetus Measurment Weight: 1 smurf = 2 lbs. Papa smurf = 3 Smurfs or 6 lbs. 1 Früm = 300 papa smurf = 1800 smurf or 3600 lbs. Distance: 1 smurf = 10" 1 arm is a fifth of a smurf or 2" 1 smurfta = 7 smurf 1 smiff = 70 Smurfta or 49,000" or 4900 smurf

Volume: 1 smurf = 32 fl. Oz. 1 Frünt = 3 smurf = 96 fl. Oz. 1 Früntlent = 1/8 smurf or 4 fl. Oz. 1 Tableflünt = 1/8 of a Früntlent or 1/2 fl. Oz.

Speed: our equivalent to FPS Is smurf per micro fortnight. A microfortnight being a millionth of a fortnight or 1.2096 seconds. Then we have SPS or smith per smitt. A smitt is 1/336th of a fortnight. And it is how many Smith you can travel in 1 smitt.