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Joshua Arron "Tetley" Shaw.
Joshua Arron Shaw, commonly known as Tetley, was born on the 6th of June 1992 to Sally Shaw and Darren Shaw. Darren was working in a firm in huddersfield town, closely linked to the football club. He has a younger sister called Amber Shaw and currently attends the Sixth Form at The Mirfield Free Grammar, the same school Patrick Stewart attended back in the day.

Early Life
Joshua was born with no fingers on his left hand, which were replaced by his two little toes. He also contracted Meningitus at a young age but thankfully survived.

Joshua got the nickname "Tetley" because his Uncle cleverly made the link between him and the creator of Tetleys Bitter, also called Joshua.

Joshua first attented Roberttown Junior and Infants school, where he stayed untill he was 11 and continued to High School. During his time at Roberttown, Joshua became good friends with Ben Booth,ironically, Ben Booth would later recieve a formal warning in High School for bullying Joshua. With Joshua refferring to the group he was in as "Ben Booth 'n' that lot." The pair have since patched up their differences and are good friends again.

Tetley had a tough first few years at the Mirfield Free Grammar High School, commonly being reffered to as a "Social Leach" because of his apparent tendencies to "steal" other peoples friends. However, he did fit into the group by the end of his term at the Mirfield Free, becoming accepted by his peers.

During this time, going round to Tetley's would be a favourite social event of the other students, though things were often broken (not always by accident) and so a few people were banned, including "Ben Booth 'n' that lot."

Romances
Tetley's first love interest was a sweet girl called Anne-Marie. Their friends describe them as two peas in a pod, with a few stating they looked and acted similar. Anne was Joshua's first intimate relationship. Sadly, Joshua ended this relationship because he didn't feel ready for a big commitment at such a young age.

He was later romantically involved with Stephanie Stead, of whom his good friend James was also once involved with. There was later another love interest for Tetley, a mystery girl from Leeds called Steff, he denies any link between the two Stephanies, with speculation that it was the same girl.

Currently, Tetley is invovled with Alex Sykes whom he met at a party in Dewsbury. Although recently there has been confusion as to the status of the couple with mixed signals coming from both parties.

Hobbies And Interests
Joshua enjoys a number of activities to keep stress levels down. He is an avid gamer on a variety of consoles, sometimes playing for hours and even days on end.

He lists one of his interests as socialising and drinking, though there have been reports of people finding Tetley sat in a corner with a bottle of Cider at a party. Something which Tetley enthusiastically denies.

He supports Huddersfield Town football club, however his favourite player is Mikel Arteta of Everton F.C, who he believes is a better footballer than the legendary Brazilian Pele.

While he follows a variety of Sports, Joshua describes Rugby as "Grown men running into each other and hugging."

He occassionaly plays football at the Top Field (when he's not asleep or on his consoles, or even in the back of a van), playing mostly as a Dynamic Forward with clinical finishing. Though it has been said, that his football style relies a lot on luck rather than skill.

Alleged Kidnapping
One day Tetley was invited to play football with his peers, however, they recieved no reply and he did not turn up to the football session. Becoming worried, his good friend James rang him several times, only on the last attempt did he pick up.

James asked where he was and the only reply he got was "I'm in the back of a van," from a nervous sounding Joshua.