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Mary Alice Ewing

"They call me bubbles in the classroom, because I'm always rising to the top"

Mary Alice Ewing is from Atlanta, GA, where she was born and raised.

Mary Alice Ewing cannot be described in words, so as the anonymous author of this article, I will attempt to illustrate her life through numbers.

Quantitative data

Estimated pound of food/CANDY/orange juice consumption

100 lb/day Estimated time spent doing homework

15 minutes total Estimated time spent pondering life's biggest mysteries

30 years Estimated hours spent sleeping

six years 400 m dash time

20.39 seconds Height

6'1'' Verified/estimated concussions from various incidents including soccer and accidentally falling off of stuff

1 verified/ 100 estimated

Achievements

Designated social media correspondent and spokeswoman for 'full 90' Middle school scholar athlete (three whole times!) Spike lee impersonator Ancient roman wanna be High five expert Proud dog owner of two highly obedient animals that are dogs (shout out to Bitsy and Daisy) Proud sibling of five and sister to future doctor, astronaut, engineer, neurosurgeon, and nationally acclaimed model Found the actual number of licks it takes to get to the center of the blow pop- currently writing a thesis paper to send of to the president examining her findings

Other miscellaneous facts

Favorite color: yellow

Favorite website: iwastesomuchtime.com

Favorite beverages: Coca Cola and Orange Juice (pepsi sucks butt)

Favorite song: 'Hurt feelings' by Flight of the Conchords and 'Chicken Fried' by Zac Brown

Favorite positive saying: "Replace every negative thought with a positive thought!"

Favorite punctuation mark: !

Favorite size font: times new roman size 12

Mary Alice Ewing
==== ″They call me bubbles in the classroom, because I'm always rising to the top″ ====

Mary Alice Ewing is from Atlanta, GA, where she was born and raised.

Mary Alice Ewing cannot be described in words, so as the anonymous author of this article, I will attempt to illustrate her life through numbers.

Quantitative data
Estimated pound of food/CANDY/orange juice consumption: 100 lb/day

Estimated time spent doing homework: 15 minutes total

Estimated time spent pondering life's biggest mysteries:30 years

Estimated hours spent sleeping: six years

400 m dash time: 20.39 seconds

Height: 6′1″

Verified/estimated concussions from various incidents including soccer and accidentally falling off of stuff: 1 verified/ 100 estimated

Achievements
g her findings
 * Designated social media correspondent and spokeswoman for ′full 90′
 * Middle school scholar athlete (three whole times!)
 * Spike lee impersonator
 * Ancient roman wanna be
 * High five expert
 * Proud dog owner of two highly obedient animals that are dogs (shout out to Bitsy and Daisy)
 * Proud sibling of five and sister to future doctor, astronaut, engineer, neurosurgeon, and nationally acclaimed model
 * Found the actual number of licks it takes to get to the center of the blow pop- currently writing a thesis paper to send of to the president examinin

Other miscellaneous facts

 * Favorite color: yellow


 * Favorite website: iwastesomuchtime.com


 * Favorite beverages: Coca Cola and Orange Juice (pepsi sucks butt)


 * Favorite song: 'Hurt feelings' by Flight of the Conchords and 'Chicken Fried' by Zac Brown


 * Favorite positive saying: "Replace every negative thought with a positive thought!"


 * Favorite punctuation mark: !


 * Favorite size font: times new roman size 12