User:Mistress of Awesome/Favorites

 My Favorite Articles
 * Gay Bomb - Yes, it's for reals.
 * Heavy metal umlaut - Which would be a great band name.
 * Honduran white bat - The image is a deadly weapon...of cuteness.
 * Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles - The most active group of Wikipedia vandals: the friends of gays.
 * Centralia, PA - It's a town. That's on fire. FOREVER.
 * Lost counties, cities, and towns of Virginia - Lost cities and ghost towns are the best.
 * Sedlec Ossuary - You don't see human-bone-themed interior decorating very much anymore.
 * Inherently funny words - I have one word for you: Panties.
 * Rules of thumb - None of which have anything to do with what a man can use to beat his wife.
 * Praise-God Barebone - This dude was christened Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone. And you thought Moxie CrimeFighter was a weird name for a baby.
 * Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office (U.K.) - You know how there are some facts that, when you learn about them, they make you feel happier about the world? This is one of them for me.
 * Acoustic Kitty - The phrase "due to problems with distraction" really sums up why this CIA project to use cats for surveillance didn't pan out.
 * Mayo v. Satan - This guy attempted to sue Satan for inflicting misery on him.
 * Vampire pumpkins and watermelons - Best folk legend ever.


 * Sexual conflict - Sexual cannibalism, traumatic insemination, penis fencing, and labyrinthine vaginae - see why zoology is awesome, kids?

My Favorite Lists
 * List of inventors killed by their own Inventions - Irony at its best.
 * List of people who have been pied - How random is this?
 * List of correctional facilities in comics, List of comic book drugs, and  List of Marvel Comics characters - Because I'm a comics nerd.
 * List of fictional films - This is the sort of meaningless obsession that I can totally get behind.
 * List of military disasters - One would hope that we would learn from these mistakes.
 * List of unusual deaths - Far too many people have died from sharp objects inserted into their anuses.
 * Glossary of rhetorical terms - Not a list by Wikipedia's standards, but it is technically a list.
 * List of cognitive biases - It's always nice to have a name for your faulty thought processes.
 * List of serial killers by country and its related article, List of serial killers by number of victims - I've always been a bit obsessed with serial killers. Please don't report me to the authorities.
 * List of sex positions - No need to buy a copy of the Kama Sutra - Wikipedia's got you covered.
 * List of animals displaying homosexual behavior - Zoology again.
 * List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck" - I say "fuck" all the time, and I'm still classy.
 * List of names for the Biblical nameless - Apparently, the writers of the Judeo-Christian bible used up all of their names in that whole "begat" section of Genesis.
 * List of sexually active popes - Popes gettin' their holy grooves on.