User:Mitchkusbel

Mitch is a child prodigy from Edmond, Oklahoma. He is renowned for his work in the field of candy-making, at an early age, mitch showed an almost unprecedented ability for making the tastiest treats in town. Nobody in the world was able to match his magical skills and were all subsequently put to shame through street battles in which they were all served gangsta-style with no french fries.....or even mashed potatoes. Afterwards, Mitch assumed the name "Willy Wonka" and proceeded to create his tasty treats in full force with nobody in his way to stop the madness that ensued and eventually he became the most powerful person in the world because hey, everyone loves candy, but he then proceeded to control the wealth of all nations and controlled the world government with an iron fist while living in a secret jungle base in Madagascar with exotic Mongolian belly-dancers and numerous white tigers. Although he seemed to be on top of the world, Mitch eventually became a punk rocker in Berlin where he founded the band Rammstein while simultaneously creating rock candy and fun dip. Currently, Mitch lives a quiet life away from the limelight in Norman, Oklahoma where he eats bagels and gets funky all day and night and although this is a comfortable life for our hero, he will never forget his glory days as the world's leading candy man.