User:Mitchy Patriot/sandbox

This page is dedicated to the artist formerly known as "Mitchy Baby." May we all have been so lucky to have partaken in this scholar's intellectual dialect at least once in our lifetime. This once lifetime Denver Broncos fan had been drowning in a sea of denial that even Michael Phelps could not have swam through. Then, on a snowy night in Denver, Colorado at the famed Sports Authority Field at Mile High on November 29th, 2015 his true colors finally came out as in the first quarter of a 7-0 Patriots lead with 8:14 still on the clock a film crew worker snapped the illustrious frame of a cold Patriot's fan and the man, the myth, and the legend, Mitchy Baby, forever became known as Mitchy Patriot.

Mitchy Baby was known as maybe one of the greatest Bronco Fans in the northern hemisphere next to Tony Tonche, and this new character that grew from the remains of Mitchy Baby seems to be a carbon copy of everything that the old Mitchy Baby stood for, except for one major detail, he has now dedicated his existence to the Patriots and Tom Brady. Mitchy Patriot seems to still enjoy the finer things in life such as, Dr. Pepper, Kesterson's chocolate chip pie, an occasional afternoon ice cream cone, and time to himself on the treadmill. Mitchy Patriot drives a red eco boost ford f-150 that represents the main color in the Patriots team color scheme, and has Bronco stickers on the back to not attract attention to truck and what he stands for, while still getting great gas mileage in city limits and on also on the highway. Mitchy Patriot is a man of the lord, and still attend the same church where he was known as a fun-loving, thoughtful, Denver Bronco Fanatic.

Sitting around Patriots fans trying to blend in wearing his gray and blue Patriots hat that seemed to be pulled up way farther than it needed to be and a hunting mask that served no purpose as his entire face was still uncovered. He was sitting their wearing a Tom Brady #12 jersey that could only mean one thing – this man was a band wagoner who decided that right before kickoff on Sunday night that he was changing teams and forever turning to the dark side.

What was going through this mans head as his "new" team found themselves ahead by a score of 21-7 with just 10 seconds gone out of the fourth quarter. His mind was most likely racing at the sight and thought that he had just made the biggest move since that time the New York Yankees stole Babe Ruth from the Boston Red Sox and cursed the Boston franchise for a century after. Then it happened, the all to certain defeat of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots over Brock Osweiler - yes not Peyton Manning - and the Denver Broncos didn't seem to certain as Broncos running back CJ Anderson ran right through the heart of the New England defense for an impressive 15 yard touchdown with 12:34 still remaining in the final quarter to make the score 21-14. A quick stop by the Broncos defense and the all too familiar sign of #12 crying as he walked off the field left Denver in perfect position to go down the field and make it a 21-17 deficit on the leg of Brandon McManus with just 5:08 remaining in what was sure to be a barn burner. After the Broncos stop of the Patriots on the ensuing drive and another temper tantrum by the leagues biggest crybaby, Brock Osweiler hit Demaryius Thomas for his first catch - shut down by Logan Ryan and the inability to consistently catch a pass - down the right side of the field and the Broncos were in position to make a game out of it. Two plays later, "The Brockweiler" slung a pass to Emmanuel Sanders down the left side of the field against double coverage and the Broncos had the ball on the New England 8-yard line with just 1:16 left to go. 7 seconds later after Osweiler was sacked by a New England defender at the 19 was called back for a holding penalty that gave Denver half the distance at the 4, Andre Caldwell - who? - caught a beautiful back shoulder fade that gave Denver the lead 24-21 with just 1:09 remaining. Mitchy Patriot had to be stunned, just 2 and a half hours later he had decided that his life was a lie and that he needed to make a change and it was all gone in a blink of an eye. But the Patriots had Brady and knew a tying field goal on the leg of Stephen Gostkowski was a definite possibility. The workout machine, iced tea drinking, 70 yard football tossing Mitchy Patriot's team came through for him as the Patriots drove down the field and with 4 seconds left on the clock lined up for a 47 yard, game tying field goal to send the game to overtime. In the final frame, the Patriots got the ball first and were then stopped the stout number one defense in the entire land. The Broncos then got the ball back and that's when Mitchy Patriot finally took that horses kick to the teeth as CJ Anderson, who had instilled life back into Mile High with a 15 yard fourth quarter touchdown, gashed the left side of the Patriots defense on his way to a 48 yard run that sealed a Broncos victory 30-24.

The aftermath that would then ensue would be enough to stall even the most battle tested athletes as Mitchy Patriot saw thousands upon thousands of orange and blue clad fans cheering and jumping all around him and he was in a state of utter disbelief. The team that he had once beloved and fell in love with as a little boy had smacked him in the face with a hammer and ruined everything he had worked towards. What was he to do? Was what had just happened just the way she goes?

The next day Mitchy Patriot woke up at his house in Sterling, Colorado on Magnolia Lane, Broncos items all in the trash or on for sale sites, hoping that the night before was just an awful dream. It wasn't however and as he stood there in his I heart Brady shirt, he reached for his Dr. Pepper and Smokey Mountain chew can and began to think about the decision he had just made. As he got into his red Ford pickup, now with a brand new, "God, Family, Patriots" sticker on the back, he headed to Anytime Fitness ready to try and clear his head while he smashed out some weights and galloped on the treadmill.