User:Mjolnir001

Eric Shaffer, otherwise know as Grapthor the destroyer, Is a guy you don't even know and probably never will. He is seventeen to three feet tall, shoots explosive lasers from his corneas, breathes fire and lightning at the same time, and can survive in the vacuum of space with no ill effects. Winner of the best person in the world forever award, Grapthor's time is spent destroying those who oppose him, or trekking the wild plains of the internet searching for a purpose.

Pop Culture
Eric's skills include being awesome at everything ever. He has starred in a movie you might know the name of which has been withheld. He is awesome.