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ML3

A figure of immense appeal and superlative personal hygene, ML3 is considered one of the greatest folk heroes of the indigenous peoples living between Grove St and Upham Road. His many acheivements are celebrated through song, story and inetrpretive dance, the later frequently resulting in severe stomch cramps.

Among his lenegndary feats, he is credited with inventing dijonaise, the kinetiscope, the exclamation point! and the 7 second abs program.

The extensive mythology surrounding this figure suggests he was born to wolves and raised by humans who had poached his parents (scrambling wolves being a much more difficult proces).

He spent 15 of his first 30 years living in the produce isle at Shaws, cleverly concealing his presence by holding upa sign that read "not a  straggler". His second thirty years are somewhat less woth mentioning as they have not taken place yet.