User:Mobrizzlet

Mobrizzlet 

A collection of rather witty short stories by Mobrizzlet

"What a cool guy that Mobrizzlet is, don't you agree?" Said Jimbo the overweight horse. "No, I do not concur, he is quite a female cleansing product." Said Joe the horticulture professor at Yale. "Well, horticulture is a stupid and rather pointless field of science." The overweight horse responded. "Now, I dare say you have crossed a line with your pointy, pointy words." The Professor said. "Neiggh." The horse said as the professor remembered he was doing too much acid lately.