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Thirteen Dollar Bill
The United States thirteen-dollar bill ($13) is a denomination of United States currency. Businessman, sexual icon, and very stable genius President Donald J. Trump is featured on the obverse of the bill. Not only is the thirteen-dollar bill an actual, legitimate denomination of United States currency, but it is in fact widely considered the most legitimate denomination of United States currency. The $13 bill has been printed since December 25, 2017, in celebration of the official end to the War on Christmas that had previously been waged by liberals during a horrific 8-year stretch of time during which a Kenyan-born muslim tried to ruin the country ("The Obama Era"). The Bureau of Engraving and Printing says the average life of a $13 bill in circulation is 6 to 14 hours, depending on dosage and tolerance.

The bills are commonly used for their ease in counting large sums of money. For instance, if you were to have one $13 bill and six $1 bills, you would simply count your total sum of money as follows: "13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19." Although it is common, a $13 bill should never be mistaken for a $20 bill; such errors have been shown to erode long-standing friendships.