User:ModeratlySadisticBastard

Hello all of my lovely Dearies!

Yes, I am ModeratlySadisticBastard! I'm not really going to edit anything on Wikipedia....

I just wanted to make a page on here. Myes, I know I'm bored. But at least it's better than the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 trolls you have running the place. Not to mention the n00blets who seem to have completely shot their nervous system while doing things with themselves in the shower. Yeah, the very same one's who make facts into a bunch of rubbish, bullshit, and bullocks. And then you have a random generic everyday elementary/high school student who uses the n00blets waste products as a completely reliable source for an essay to end world hunger.

Well, even a bastard must admit that Wikipedia DOES have some good information SOMETIMES. Kind of a bland looking site though... I mean really what the hell. It completely clashes with my Windows XP and matching FireFox Zune skin. I mean really. If you think about it, a web page is on a computer screen, NOT a piece of paper!(please scroll down until you see "Why does your site look so..." part) Do countless websites have to burn our eyelids with the horrible white glare? I say NO. Black background on white text. This isn't God's fluffy cloud palace with perfect white angels, this the internet.

Well you are probably wondering why a perfectly good Bastard isn't out trying to take over as the new fascist dictator of the new Australian-English Empire, it's because I'm looking for someone.

Well before our LOVELY conversation ends up in an accident of my own making (I do love those 'accidents'), I will take my leave goodbye! I look forward to hearing your opinions and help for finding my friend Steve.!