User:Mogfarz

About Me
My name is Jeff Duckers, and I am a jack of all trades and master of none. I am from parts unknown, and can usually be found out your local taqueria enjoying fine Mexican Food.

Baldness
I am currently doing on the research I can on the baldness gene and how it is inherited. I am working on a WikiProject with Rogaine and Hulk Hogan to specifically trace the effects of lies, heat, and Subway sandwiches have on men who are losing their hair. Having gone nearly bald at age 18, this is a huge project for me, and I am glad to have the backing of such giants as the aforementioned names.

Friends
If you question what I have to say, don't call me out, simply just send me a message. I am friendly.