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Guy Shirley is a mysterious urban legend described as a tall, pale, indistinguishable, uninteresting, bald man.

Sightings of Guy Shirley are few and far between, but those who have seen him describe him as remarkably unremarkable, despite his wealth of perculiar features. If it weren't for Shirley's extraterrestrial aura and enate ability to telepathically assemble Lego Star Wars sets within seconds, he could easily be mistaken for any other excruciatingly bland office individual.