User:Mohammad12345

Born half man half bear half pig, frazzle dazzle is a rare breed of female that only needs a bottle of rose per 12 hours to survive, a well known status being "is looking for someone to share a bottle of red with...lol. "Known to always carry lipstick, vaseline and jam in her handbag. She resides around the well known bakalakala street singing frere jacques continuously, interupted with the occasional croissiant croissiant. When on a night out she catches most peoples eyes with the hairy arms and pig trotter hands. holding a pint of snakebite is often a challenge. Her shoe fetish is the ruling of her life, with most of the shoes being the sole reason for her falling over drunk in tiger tiger. She is the witty kind, with a philosophical out look on life. following are some examples of these;

with reference to men: All you need in life is an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding and a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife time of bliss...

life in general: Why I Oughta...

on food: Can I Have Some Cheese Please?

on facebook: Its not.....you know the rest

on drinking: as long as its a sport mix im there