User:Moles R Cool 83

rip van winkle likes to sleep. my uncle frank has jack the ripper breaking into his house.

its quiet out and uncle frank rolls down the window. he said the people are rubbernecking and they are fascheus. drunk people chase uncle frank onto people's lawns.

Uncle frank has stuff hanging from his chin and is dancing to rolling stones in the car.he is gonna forget my birthday on augest 15. he talks about "not getting a workout in" and "beating me."

uncle frank combs his hair and toots in my face and calls me "mendoshus."

he listens to the rockin 20’s in his car. he gets made fun of because he dosen't have a cd player in his car.