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Mary Bretzman, MD, Ph.D, JD,BAMF

Mary Bretzman was born in Kenya to Arnold and Arliss Lehman. She was educated in various parts of the world as her parents were missionaries and she moved multiple times in her young life.

Bretzman had a keen interest in marsupial sexual behaviors and spent many years studying kangaroo mating rituals. Upon graduating Summa Cum Laude from Harvard University, Mary pursued her interest marsupials by receiving her Ph.D from Princeton University if Zoology and Pharmacology. Following many prestigious fellowships and internships in Australia and New Zealand, Mary grew tired of living among marsupials. An incident in which she was kidnapped by a kangaroo who had gotten into a crocodile hunter's steroid supply. The gargantuan kangaroo was filled with roid-rage and help Mary captive for 49 days in it's pouch until she finally broke free. Apparently, the brave Mary Bretzman sang the angry kangaroo a lullaby and escaped from the pouch when he was fast asleep.

After this traumatic incident Bretzman went to law school at Yale University in order to gain a better understanding of the United States' legal system. Being a foreign-born individual, Mary had only a primitive understanding of the of the law of the land. This regularly got Mary into trouble as she did not realize it was illegal to sleep in the local parks.

After receiving her JD, Mary went on to medical school. Medical school was a breeze and she barely remembers it. Mary now practices medicine and law in the Marshall Islands and regularly camps out with the indigenous people of the region.