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Kristofer Richards
Introduction This man is often the intiation of conversations of awesome,awesomeness, and large identical stickers. The origin of this power is unknown to man and God. He can sometimes be spotted in he's local habitat-Ulladulla. Has been around since before time, and built the house he was born in. He once successfully divided by Zero and caused a parrallel universe to collapse.

Habitat
Although Ulladulla has a harsh envirnoment and it is believed only the most vile and disgusting can survive there by eating the living flesh of their own offspring. The Kristofer defies this law and runs on pure awesome which most scientists believe is: "Sweet man." "Pretty neat." The animals that live in co-exsistance with this amazing spectical of nature are often subject to "Bad ass" constipation, symptoms including: -Jaw Dropping -Staring in disbelief -Drooling -Sevre Misjudgement in reality -Addiction to redbull and cat urine -Self Combustion

Due to the conditions of the environment most animals will perish and decay, while a small minority will flourish and possibly not die. Microbes have been reported to complain about the abundance of the Kristofer even though there is only one in all of the space time continuum. Although Ulladulla is the main hunting grounds of this magestic species, he will wonder far and wide to spread good cheer and serpregoodnessositinesslinessess's.

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