User:MonideepG

The Vagaries of an Idle Mind.

I am not a megalomaniac, but I love myself. Some people say I am terribly obsessed with myself and that I am a self obsessed maniac. I wish to add a disclaimer before anybody starts reading this utterly irrelevant and useless article. I do not take responsibility of any side effects of reading this article which might include starting from a mild headache to the extent of getting depressed and contemplating to kill himself or herself.

It has been two months that I have come back to the campus and have since then regretted the same. For most part of my life I have regretted most of the critical decisions I have taken all throughout my life. I believe I am an immensely talented person whose circumstances have made him what he is today. Sometimes I believe I am God, but at other times I realize that I have only two hands while the known gods in Hindu Mythology have multiple hands. I wonder where my other hands are. I feel it must have been due to rampant corruption in the Indian society that I have lost the other ones.

There are many theories I believe are there for these, firstly my creator, after he created me found me to be more talented than him, got jealous and robbed me of my extra hands. It could also be that the hospital where I was born was responsible for this. However I dwell not much in what I do not have, for what I have is still enough for me to rule the world.

I was working in the corporate world after having completed my engineering and found it incapable of absorbing my immense talent. I had ideas which they would not understand, they would ask me to do the mundane jobs which to my intelligence can be done by a first grader (or maybe it could have been done by me when I was in the first grade).So I decided better, to do an MBA and become the CEO of any company and lead a bunch of ignorant people and modify them to be corporate honchos and transform the organization totally.

I also thought that coming back to campus I could become a Casanova and pick the best girl in the campus to be my girlfriend. Better still maybe I would rather have three to four girlfriends and later decide which one is qualified enough to be my girlfriend. So with a lot of dreams and millions of ideas I came back to the campus.

Life has again disappointed me in this. Two months have gone by; here I am, without any girlfriend, the college as it seems cannot make me the CEO of any company, so again I have to struggle to get a job they say. I pity them, for they do not know the talent I have.

However life has been hectic. I am forced to attend classes starting from nine in the morning till six in the evening. My Batch mates you would ask? Rather do not. Now I know that I have met the people who were deprived of gray matter as my creator decided to give it all to me by depriving this poor lot. Sometimes I feel responsible for their misery, at other times I just ignore them. I suffer from intellectual overload and due to that, I am depressed most of the times.

Girls? Did I hear you ask? There are many, some of them are quite beautiful. I feel I am in deep and true love with at least five of them – Mind you this is true love – no kidding. But wait, did I say five , well you can say seven , well that’s still conservative , now that you know me better I will tell you the fact. It is actually ten. Lie – you would definitely think? Well cannot blame you, you judge people not by their abilities but by your abilities, in this you are grossly misled.

The question still lies what shall I do with it? Love all the ten? Surely, if they are okay with it. But then they would be possessive and would not know the big heart I have to love ten girls. So choose I must. And choose I will, but wait – why am I sharing personal matters with you. I will tell you Nothing, You can just get lost.

Lost – that’s what I am since I came here. My dreams have been shattered; I have been again badly grounded by my eternal lack of fortune. Are you still reading the article? God bless the kind of patience you have. It seems you too do not have any work to do. Worse still, you seem to have no girlfriends also.

I am not responsible for your fortune, I would rather that you did not read this article but since you have done it till now, Feel blessed that you could get an opportunity to read my article. You have my Grace and blessings.

It’s time to go for dinner; I feel I should not go. But I am hungry and I am thus forced. If you see me anywhere in the campus try not to call me, for I will not respond. Till them live your distasteful life while I continue my pursuit for greatness and feel blessed that I grace your world with my divine presence.

Signing off,

The God in Waiting.