User:MonkeySeeMonkeyDo

scarface - died cause of unpaid agg - rome - earner

Doug - 03-09-06 - whacked by Xplosive - chicago - mayor

Eowyn - 3/7/2006 -suicide - New York - Doctor

Taliesin - 3/09/2006 - suicide - New york- mortition

darksoldier - 3/08/2006 - killed for trying to whack Gangsterella - rome - unemployed

Energized - 3/10/2006 -texasmafia... all killed by Mob and friends over various issues - sydney - constable

Casey - 3/10/2006 -texasmafia... all killed by Mob and friends over various issues - sydney - lawyer

TaC - 3/10/2006 - texasmafia... all killed by Mob and friends over various issues - sydney - Detective

Jesus Spooner

Madman - 3/5/2006 - rome - Sqarrista

Arucard - 3/7/2006 - new york - judge - son of celtikfrost

Thunder - 03/08/2006 - tried to kill calderone and calderone killed him - tokyo - enforcer

KroniK - 03-07-06 - killed by Calderone for unauthed auth - Chicago - commissioner

fallen - killed by Fear for hiding tokyo DH - rome - mayor

Elektra - 3/10/2006 -killed by Moberater for trying to attack him - London - lawyer

Bast - 3/12/06 - Paris - piciotto

Diablo - 3/9/2006 - sydney- judge

Breaker - london - bank manager

JuanKerr - 3/10/2006 - london - earner

Krakatau - 3/10/2006 - sydney - commisioner

BalistikZ - 3/10/2006 - New York - Mayor

need dates for the following deaths: scarface, and fallen

if you have any info on the deaths of: hmm, doppler, diablo, juankerr, and balistikz..PM me PLZ

Jesus

March 2006

Jesus has once again died for our sins.

Taken by those who would percicute and

ridicule him for his beliefs. His untimely

end will not go without a certain measure

of vengence though. He will be avenged by

his loyal followers and friends. You can

all be sure that he will once again return, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but

probably the day after that. May we all

take a moment now, and remember what made

Jesus so great, the I Like Money Fund,

which he had used solely to help others

in need. May you rest in piece Jesus,

and may you never be forgotten.

Darksoldier AKA Justin

March 9th, 2006

Head of the underground Darkside movement,

devoted husband, one third reporter, one

third cop, one third serial killing menace.

A simple credibility raising killing spree

went far too far. One started he found it

difficult to stop, Gangsterella took offence

to the death of Axemurder and decided to

sleep on it. Awaking to a cool breeze, a

broken window and the acrid smell of gun

smoke, the slight feeling of understanding

she had suddenly vanished. Darksoldier was

gunned down in the street on his way home

midday March 8th.

with compliments of Rafe and Mook

Madman

March 5th, 2006

Madman was a Sgarrista working in Rome.

Every morning he'd wake up to feed his chinchilla,

Fluffy, before heading out on the streets to do business.

One afternoon, he was brutally murdered by a gang outside his home after

robbing the drug house. He leaves behind his friends Juicy16 and xgeox.

Rest in Peace Madman.

Spooner

March 6th, 2006

Spooner was a Piciotto from Tokyo.

He had large dreams of becoming the best.

Sadly his dreams were crushed after his attempt to

bash General's kneecaps landed him dead. His funeral

will be held March 9th. All are welcome to come, though be warned...

General will be standing at the door with a sign saying

"You bat me, I KEEL you!" Rest in Peace Spooner.

Eowyn

March 7th, 2006

Eowyn, son of Vercitti of New York,

was a well known doctor in the area.

Many injured victims of kneecappings

visited him for the best surgery NY

could offer. While Eowyn performed

his surgeries dutifully, the sight of

blood made him jealous of the life of

crime he always longed for, so in an

attempt at blood-shedding glory, he

mistakingly shot at a reflection of

himself in a newly cleaned metal

pole. The bullet ricocheted and in

the end he took his own life. He is

survived by his loving family and friends,

including TheMother, VercittisGal, and many others.

Scarface

March 2006

Scarface was a great Earner living in Rome.

He live alone with his rottweiler, Butch.

Scarface was found dead on the street one day,

though his actual date of death is unknown.

He still remains in our thoughts every day.

Rest In Peace Scarface

Doug

March 9th, 2006

Doug was bitten by a bug

will running across the street with his mug

he got hit in the head

now we lay him down dead

may his soul now lay to rest

we know the man did his best

Rest In Peace

Energized, Casey, and TaC

March 10th, 2006

We lay to rest three strong members

of the TexasMafia. All three, living

together in Sydney. A Constable, a lawyer,

and a detective, sharing an apartment.

Their dinner conversations always interesting.

Sadly, they were all shot to death in their sleep.

We miss them, Rest In Peace

Taliesin

March 9th, 2006

Taliesin was a respected mortician

in New York (famous for his slogan:

“On the plus side, death is one of the

few things that can be done as easily

lying down.”). In the early hours of

the evening Taliesin was stitching up a body which he had recently done an

autopsy on when he got the idea. He

wondered if he could stitch a cut on

his arm up and it would heal faster,

so he tried it. Sadly the needle was

infected with mad cow disease and

Taliesin went crazy within the hour

and ended up beating his head against

the wall, inevitably killing himself.

He is survived by his friends and family,

TheMother, Chosen1, and Egilio.

Arucard

March 7th, 2006

Arucard was a kind but fair Judge

in the New York Court House. He was killed

one morning in a shoot-out outside the local

courthouse. He is survived by his father, Celtikfrost.

Rest in Peace, Arucard.

Thunder

March 3rd, 2006

Thunder was a loud and raging

Enforcer in the city of Tokyo.

He was shot to death outside his

home after he had tried to kill

his neighbor. He is survived by his pet

rat, Nibbler. Rest in peace.

KroniK

March 7th, 2006

Kronik, Chicago's new Commissioner,

was shortly killed after just taking

on his new position. He was killed by his Boss

who is still currently out on the loose.

If you have any information on the killer,

you are asked to call: 123 - 456- 7890

Rest in Peace, KroniK

Fallen

March 2006

Fallen was a Rome Mayor.

His life shortly ended after a

local gang found out that he was

the owner of the local drughouse.

He is survived by his best friend,

his pipe. Rest in Peace Fallen.

Elektra

March 10th, 2006

Elektra was a very popular Lawyer in London.

Spending his days fighting for peoples rights.

He is laid to rest after his body was found

laying under a mound of branches. Detectives are

still unsure of his death. Rest in peace Elektra.

Bast

March 12th, 2006

Bast was a Piciotto roaming the streets of Paris.

After deciding to one day take a trip to Chicago,

he attempted to bat the Chicago Bank Manager, Universal.

Well, we all know how the story ends.

Diablo

March 9th, 2006

Diablo was a Judge working in Sydney.

His death is a confusing one to all...

One day in court he lifted up his

gavel to call the courtroom to order and

the end of his gavel flew off as he lifted it

landing straight into his head. He was knocked out cold

and brought to the hospital...where he awoken. During his stay

he had other complications and later found out he had cancer.

Rest in Peace Diablo.

Breaker

March 2006

Breaker was a happy Bank Manager working at the local

London Bank. His death was a sad one...One day a gang

came to rob the bank and he swiftly sprang to action.

His attempt to quickly shut the safe failed. He slipped

on a peice of paper and landed head first into the safe door

cracking his skull. He died of of internal bleeding and major

injuries to the head. Rest in Peace Breaker.

JuanKerr

March 10th, 2006

JuanKerr was living his life in London, his

rank of an Earner made him proud. Strong dreams

of becoming the best. His life sadly ended when he

was shot to death while on his way to meet up with a friend.

Rest in Peace JuanKerr.

BalistikZ - 3/10/2006 - New York - Mayor

Balistikz

March 10th, 2006

Balistikz, New York's Mayor..was

shortly killed after taking on his new job.

The city loved him..but of course, the gangs

did not. Rest In Peace Balistikz.