User:Monotone rainbow/sandbox/Baron Von Cuberoot

Baron Von Cuberoot Baron Von Cuberoot is approximately 198 years old. He is a mathematician most famous for his extreme lack of teaching any other topic besides radicals. He owns two unicorns and had a part time job at the dollar store. Baron Von Cuberoot was admitted into the insane asylum in 1978 for claiming that the world would be overtaken by bees and that they all would like jazz. It is said that he then proceeded to buy 120 jars of honey to appease the bee overlords. On May 16th, 1986 he escaped the insane asylum. It is said that he can still be found in the middle of the woods, attempting to teach any passerby's math.