User:Mooman3500

The Art of Moo

Thy moo is very complex idealistic matter. So very complex that for thy feeble minded, it is impossible to truly comprehend. Many beings have concluded that thy moo is merely a mass of of sound waves. Thy people that have concluded this have concluded incorrectly. So very incorrectly that many cattle have taken offense to it and feel that thy people dislike their masterpieces that take thy cows a very long while to perfect.

For thyself to comprehend thy moo, thyself has to comprehend where thy moo comes from. If thyself can understand how much effort goes into creating thy moo, thyself will have completed the first step in understanding thy art of thy moo.Thy origin of thy moo goes back to thy sun. Thy sun uses all of its energy to create heat. Thy sun creates so much heat, that thy sun creates a very bright glow. Once thy sun has created thy bright glow, thy sun has to propel it millions of miles to thy planet where all of thy life in thy universe dwells. At this planet there are things called thy oceans. Thy oceans are full of something called thy water. Many things called fish live in the oceans. When thy light reaches thy oceans, thy light evaporates a small portion of thy water. Thy light can only evaporate a small portion of thy water because, if thy light is not careful and it evaporated all of thy water there would be no place for thy fish to live. Once thy water evaporates it forms something called a cloud above thy surface of thy planet Earth. Over time thy cloud will become dense. Once thy cloud becomes dense enough it will turn again into thy water. Thy water will rain down onto thy surface of thy Earth. Thy water that rains down on to thy surface gives life to something defined as thy plants. There is one certain type of plant that is crucial to thy moo’s existence. Thy plant that was previously stated is defined as thy grass. Once thy grass grows tall enough, cattle will consume it. By consuming thy grass thy cow will have enough energy to create thy moo. But how does thy cattle create such a complex thing as thy moo?