User:Moon Unit Salaam

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 * He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
 * St.Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
 * "Oh," said the man said, "whose clock is that?"
 * "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
 * "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
 * St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
 * "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
 * "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Again (Lenny Kravitz song)