User:Moordwapen/MW van der Walt

MW "Gemaskerdesopbeenkop" van der Walt (born MW van der Walt; April 12, 1990) is a Design student at Vega The Brand Communication School in Cape Town (Currently studying Creative Brand Communication). At this time he is running a joke where he is Batman but since it is copy protected he changed it to Batmwan.

Short Biography
MW was born on the 12th of April in Klerksdorp, South Africa. His mother is Melinda Veldman (1963), father Willem van der Walt (1943), sister Juanel van der Walt (1986), and brother Willem van der Walt (1988). After living in Klerksdorp MW's family moved to Johannesburg, South Africa. MW's parents got divorced when he was five, he moved to the most Northern town in South Africa called Messina in 2000. His father passed away in 2004. MW moved to George, South Africa in 2006 and completed his High School in 2008, but later about that you don't want to hear anything boring, you are more interested in his work and how he goes around in life.

Stuff About MW
He loves going to Gandalfs and to play foosball there. On fridays Marco van der Merwe and MW goes to clubs, or bars they haven't been to yet or haven't been to in quite a while.
 * Lame jokes is one of MW's specialties, but his only problem is that he has a bad memory so he doesn't always have one to tell (or fresh ones).
 * Activities: Playing guitar, drawing, reading, sleeping, painting, Listening To Music, Muay Thai, Photoshoping, and Illustratoring.
 * Interests: Music, people, getting away from messina, art, metal, and women.
 * Favourite Quotations: Awesum, Heavy cool, legendary, and insane.
 * Favourite Kind Of Lame Jokes: Elephants.
 * Webpages: www.facebook.com/Gemaskerdesopbeenkop/, www.myspace.com/Gemaskerdesopbeenkop/, gemaskerdesopbeenkop.deviantart.com/

About His Designs
May say his work is Emo and Morbid. Although he does use a lot of high contrast and skull's it does not mean his work is Emo or Morbid. After everyone commented and placed it in that category he started to change his work into using objects what he usually would have used but instead of using high contrast and low lighting he used so to say Happy Colours. His designs can be seen on Facebook [Designwork published on Facebook]

Best Friends

 * Tinus Wagner, from Johannesburg but currently lives in New-Zealand.
 * Pieter Senekal, from Messina.
 * Bertie van Jaarsveldt, from Plettenbergbaai.
 * Marco van der Merwe, from Cape Town.

Some Lame Jokes

 * Why did the Elephant paint his balls red? So he can play hide and seek in the Cherry tree.
 * How did Tarzan die? He was picking Cherries.
 * Why did the Elephant fall out of the tree? Tarzan was tickling his balls.
 * Why did the second Elephant fall out of the tree? He was playing follow the leader.
 * Why did the third Elephant fall out of the tree? He had down syndrome.
 * Why did the tree fall over? He taught he was an Elephant.

Words Associated With His Name

 * MegaWhat
 * MegaWatt
 * MoordWapen (Afrikaans)
 * MurderWeapon
 * MegaWeird
 * MicroWave

FAQ

 * His name does not have a meaning, but it is the initials of his mother and fathers name (Melinda and Willem).
 * He is not crazy, he only suffers from Own-Generated-Insanity.
 * Every microwave that has a 1000w setting, says MW's name (abbreviation for megawatt).

Last Few Words

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