User:Moparchris

Chris Carnes Info Page


What can I say about me?

I'm am 43, 6'6", 309 pounds (140 kilograms, that sounds better), father of one (young man, arrogant, disrespectful & headed for the army), beer belly (I don't even drink beer), work out every day & gaining weight (muscle)!! typical white dude!

I love to argue & if I'm wrong I'll admit it, then I'll cry & pout for several days or until someone says I was actually right.

I raced my car in SCCA SOLO2 for a couple of years, but havn't done it in a while. Now I have bought a new Ram truck & am thinking of buying a cowboy hat & boots.

Obviosly I'm a computer geek, I'd rather be on a computer than with real people sometimes. I've had a website, of some kind or another, since 1999. I have built sites about cars, girls, aliens, music, and anything else that caught my fancy at the time. In January of this year (2006) I bought my first Mac computer & have since switched all of my PC's out for Apple's. They just work so much better & easier I can't imagine going back. Check my .mac site.

The best, for me, was my Olympic site. I am a huge olympic fan, it's the only sports I ever watch & I am obsessive about it. I will cancel evething else in my life to watch the Olympics. I'll forgo food, sleep, sex, any human contact, everything to not miss a single event. I even watch curling. So, I made a site with all kinds of Olympic info, history, facts, & my own Blog about the events. One day I was at work & the US Olympic Comittee called me to talk about my site. They were a little upset because I had pictures of nude athletes on there. I agreed to take them down, but then they wanted me to remove the olympic logos, because they were trademarks. I told them that I needed them to tell about the history of the Olympics, it just wouldn't work without them. They agreed not to file their cease & decist order against me, & I agreed to change the name to Olympic Fan instead of USA Olympics. I thought it was cool that the Govornment noticed my site, I still think it it is.

Not much more to tell, if you made it this far, you have less of a life than me, but good luck with that.

--Chris C. 21:06, 28 Aug 2009 (UTC)

There are many loves in my life: my son, my car, girlfriend, music, my dogs, family (even my brother), technology, sunshine, Apple stuff, the Linux Penguin...

There are many hates, too: violence, people who don't mind their own business, bad drivers, drunks, druggies, sunshine, MS windows...