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Sir Dylan Jacob Klose, Duke of Devon Park, sometimes known as ‘The Peoples Leader’, ‘Mincer’, ‘Goat’, ‘Chosen One’, ‘Career Ender’, ‘Downy’, ‘Frankie’, ‘Fry King’, Born 13th September (2001), is a Rocket League mincer, entrepreneur, Strawberry Oak endorser, sports day commentator and distant royalty to the British Empire.

Some of his most notable achievements include the McDonalds Rookie of the Month, Adelaide BlackHawks Rookie of the Year, Duke Of Ed Bronze Award, Fry Restock Record and the fastest time consuming a 250ml milk with no hands (Unoffical).

Family Life
Dylan is currently the father of two sons, Samuel Stefani Klose and Daniel Merb Klose. His spouse, Isa, is currently living in Spain with her family.

Sporting Career
Dylan’s first sporting masterpiece occurred at the age of 6, when in an Australian Rules Football AusKick game for Gaza hr kicked 4 goals. The world was shocked the next year however when he made a trade to the Athleston Raggies where he played for 7 years. During these years some notable achievements include, a 7 goal season, leading wingman, semi finalst and kicking 4 goals against Brama Lodge (U14).

During the late days of his Athleston Carer he became more invested in his other sport, Ice Hockey. Over the last 8 years he has represented South Australia numerous times, taking home 7 medals from different national championships (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 3 Bronze). He can now be sesn in the local league where he plays for the Adelaide Jokers.

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