User:Mordacai Hardcastle

Who is Mordacai Hardcastle?
Mordacai Hardcastle is the alias of Trevor ******* (Last name will not be mentioned). He acts somewhat of an entity, however, he is nothing more than a regular asshat. Some of his many other aliases include:

Altair (often mispronounced as 'Atari'. People who do this often suffer from eye radiation after they say it.) Mr. Surprise The Ultimate Warrior Koo-walla Limp-eyed Steve

He is also a member of the Red Factor (The Ultimate Warrior), which consists of four other members. Membership is strictly invitation only.