User:Mordiaqes

Michael The Benevolent Michael the benevolent got his name because he is always so cool. Only recently Michael has accomplished the arduous task of doing his homework. Michael the benevolent was born some time before the dinosaurs, as he says. Michael claims that he even has a dinosaur tooth, though it hasn't been proven. Michael THE greatest person in his own world. Block quote

LIFE OF MICHAEL Everyday, Michael does 1,000 push-ups in 5 minutes, then runs 10,000 miles to school, from Hawaii to Thailand. Michael tries his best to conceal his super powers, but after years of perfectly stalking Michael, I have found out all his strengths. And weaknesses. Michael is immune to all kinds of ballistics, fire, and crushing power. Michael DOES have ONE weakness. James Pee. James Pee is Michael's one rival, and he claims to have been born before time began. James Pee daily contacts Michael through telepathy and has 'yo mama' joke contests. Michael always wins, but James is getting better everyday...

JAMES PEE James Pee is so named because whenever he pees, he purposely misses what he is aiming at, resulting in tidal waves and tsunamis. James is a despicable creature that must be stopped! Block quote