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IT Platypus

OVERVIEW A rare and elusive creature which performs multiple functions within an organization. The IT Platypus camouflages itself within the Information Technology (IT) or Management of Information Systems (MIS) Department of an organization. The IT Platypus then performs tasks ranging from IT Support, facility maintenance, facility management, procurement, and other tasks deemed essential to the organization which do not fall under the purview of an existing department. The IT Platypus is a versatile creature able to move between roles with no signs of stress.

HABITAT The native habitat of the IT Platypus is the small organizational entity. This allows the IT Platypus to thrive in an environment filled with other versatile creatures. Some stronger members of the species have been known to migrate into medium size entities. The IT Platypus cannot survive in large entities as the IT demands of these entities cause irreparable damage to the versatility of the creature, preventing it from returning to its native habitat.

DIETThe IT Platypus feeds on a steady diet of caffeinated beverages, pizza, and junk food. Some specimens of the species also have adapted to bolster their diet with nicotine.

DISPOSITIONThe IT Platypus is an extremely sarcastic creature, which it uses as a defense mechanism. The species is highly territorial, and marks its territory with Popular Culture references. The most common identifiers of an IT Platypus nest will be copious amounts of Star Wars or Star Trek memorabilia. The IT Platypus is a generally docile creature, but becomes aggressive when cornered.