User:Moses Nguvauva/sandbox

My biography: Moses Nguvauva
I am a young, gifted, black, educated, and charismatic Namibian youth and this is the story of how I became me.

A few years ago, 19 to be exact on the eve of the 4th of March 1993, I was born. Named Moses Kaikurupa Nguvauva and they are Petrus Kahili and Alecksia Nguvauva my parents, the people who didn’t afford me a choice on my naming, because if it were up to me I would be known as lil wayne or toxic or something, but that’s the boring name they gave me; Moses Nguvauva.

A year into my life my parents broke up and I was destined to grow up with separated parents. I quickly got used to it though and it does have its advantages you know, like asking for school fees from both of them or asking for money from both of them for school events that never existed. When the year of the new millineum hit I was finally going to be in the system. Mind you I skipped the years that I spent growing up in a village called Ehungiro with my grandma, I love that lady. Ok back to the issue at hand, so I started school and I was quite the genius, I flew through primary school like a hot knife through butter. High school on the other hand schooled me litarally, but I made it nevertheless and now I’m here in the office building of the Polytechnic of Namibia writing this biography for my ICT assignment which is due today.

What can I say that is just Toxic I mean Moses for you.

Quick notes:
 * I have 9 siblings, my eldest brother from my mother’s side chose the easy way out and   decided to die
 * I’m a sports person that loves food and hates school
 * I hate round faced women
 * I got my first kiss and first blue eye on the same day