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Motleism

By: The Founding Vaters

The Manifesto Of Motleism

When ye are a motleist, there are no other options. Motleism is the key to Utopia/Euphoria

-The manifesto of Motleism-

1.	We are socialist in the most social of orders.

2.	We are absolute in the answers to every Question.

3.	We are always right, or else.

4.	You are not a part of Motleism; Motleism is a part of you.

5.	Ye shalt never oppose the ways or ideas of Motleism.

6.	We are peaceful if you allow us to be.

7.	Our words are true, and so shall be your devotion.

8.	We are humanistic, we are atheist, and we know the difference from truth and Fairy tail.

9.	Diplomacy… We don’t do diplomacy.

10.	If you are not with us, you are against us.

The Three Rules

1. Never speak about Motleism to anyone who is not a member

2. All members must wear the uniform

3. Always respect members with a proper hand shake

4. Always follow the ways of Motleism, for if you stray away you will be lost forever

The purpose of facial hair

Facial hair is what makes gives a ruler his power. In the old days, the wise men would be the one who could grow the longest and thickest beard. In our society, our perfect society of Motleism, facial hair and or distinguished hair style is basically, a necessity. If ye can not grow facial hair, then ye shall have distinguished hair on your head. If ye refuse to do either, then ye shall be exiled. Now there are some expectations, but just be warned that your prosperity is limited.

Mussolini for example, while still a strong ruler, he had no facial hair so his prosperity was limited.

Exp: -Hitler -Stalin -Jesus -The Pringles guy

The Uniform

In Motleism, appearance is important. The word motley means variation of color or element there for the reason behind the uniform.

-Representation-

Black Shirt-Black is a celebration of all colors, thus referring to the definition of motley

Blue/Tan/Black pants-Should be plain, regular pants

Black shoes-They tie the uniform together

Black belt-Gives you a sense of authority

On special occasions the dress uniform is to be worn. (Special occasions=Bithches!!!!)

Das Theory of Pleeb

He who is without pleeb can exist only as pleeb and nothing more. A being divided against its self can not be, therefore that being exists as pleeb! Therefore, their can only be one! Like the highlander… staring Sean Conery. Also there can be none of that two in one stuff… like the shampoo-conditioner. Two in one is a bullshit term because if there are two substances in one container, the container will be all sticky and shit.

The theory of Dunklpa

He who is a Dunklpa (one who is a dad, uncle, and grandpa all at the same time) must have deficated upon or within his aunt. (Preferable in her hair) The love child of the individual aunt shall become that of a son and a nephew, thus making that individual a father and an uncle. In order for the metamorphosis of a grand-father to occur, ye must waiteth 1 generation .After this, the gift of Dunklpa will be bequeefed.