User:Mountainharpie/sandbox

Mountain Harpies are fictional, strange and wondrous creatures that live high in the mountains of Northwestern Colorado. Unlike other harpies, Mountain Harpies have only the most beautiful voices, in fact they have been refereed to as Siren Singers by the few who have lived to hear one and tell the tale. ALthough, every so often when the Colorado Muses are striking or on vacation and storytellers are needing help, a Mountain Harpie may appear to a struggling storyteller! For they have the power of the story AND the gift of muse inspiration. They will usually appear as a almost 40-ish human female, but dont forget the talons, and 12 foot wing span hiding beneath the human exo-terier. No male Mountain Harpies have been seen for decades, and are largely believed to be extinct, but the female can live on immortally on the songs and art of the human spirit.

The Mountain Harpie is also known for their outstanding Voice Over work, and they are often able to parody many different musicians, like Lon Chaney the man with many masks, so the Mountain Harpies can sings anything from Janis Joplin, Axl Rose, Lady Gaga, Stevie Nicks, Jim Morrison,Lane Stahley, Chris Cornell, and Ani DiFranco, often while changing the lyrics to be about something relevant. They are supposed to be truthful to a fault, and are rumored to be in search of collaborators of JUST ABOUT any kind.

The last Mountain Harpie sighting was in and around Steamboat Springs, CO over the last summer and fall, and left strong evidence that she is taking new interest in with the South Park Team Try Parker and Matt stone are up to. There have even been encrypted messages received stating that the Mountain Harpie wishes to jam with the Matt/Trey/Betty Band someday. In winter Mountain Harpies will appear as normal skiiers or riders, but you will know it was them when you hear their glorious song they sing while gracefully l flying by you.

Mountain Harpies can play piano, guitar, bass, and hand drum, and has only been noted to leave the Steamboat mountain areas once in the last 7 years to go to Denver to see Book Of Mormon, Orchestra Seats! There is confirmation Mountain Harpie attended the show on June___ and was the ONLY person in the audience to bother to cosplay, although it was Pride Weekend in Denver at the same time and the Mountain Harpie wore a Rainbow Butterfly Cape to show support for pride and entomologists as well. Mountain Harpies will write an unknown number of Broadway musicals in their life span (which is currently unknown since none have ever survived captivity, the Harpies or the Musicals!) But being there have only been two women in history that have ever won Tony Awards for writing, it will not be surprising if a Female Mountain Harpie makes this a reality for more women.