User:MouthCorners

MouthCorners is a secret Soviet military industrial complex outside of Philadelphia where the construction of the doomsday machine has been continuing without the leadership of the fallen CCCP since 1991. It is dedicated to the revival of Russian communism, and the extension of Marxist-Leninist thought and government across this great planet.In this underground basement lair live Andropov, Chernenko, Gromyko, and other Old Guard party members who faked their deaths to escape from the fascist future they saw impending on the Soviet Union. Here they hide and work feverishly towards the next November, living off of pudding snack packs and intercepted MREs. Come one fine day, MouthCorners will erupt into a liberating success and will be a familiar name to young minds around this gorgeous planet.