User:Moxjet200/Pyme

Pyme (Pie - may) is a sexually transmitted disease that is becoming increasingly more popular in the last decade. Pyme usually effects the genital region and creates hydrophobic patches on the skin resulting in a shrinkage of the area.

Origin
Pyme is traced back to being transmitted through sexual contact with domestic animals of the Canine species. First discovered in North Texas by Dr. Richard Fields when an obscurity was shown in a general STD scanning.

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Effects of Pyme
Pyme results in patching on the genitalia, and a chance on making hair greasier and curlier. Long term effects include an abnormality in the Frontal Lobe increasing testosterone in both male and female bodies. This results in an increase in anger, sweating, and sometimes a foul odor.

Symptoms
Symptoms include a shrinkage and patching of genitalia, sweating, increased anger, curly hair, and foul odor.