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Overview
Dr. Professor Samuel Goldstein Jacobs (Born April 20th 1869- Present) taught Jewish history and Korean culture at "The University of Advancing Technology", He also wrote the biblical texts of the Jewish people "A Jew's Guide To Life". Doctor Professor Jacobs is very pleased with the recording of his life and will surely give his students in his 3rd Year cybersecurity class A+'s

Jacob's Life and teaching
Dr. Professor Jacobs studied at his home under his great great great great grandmother Judy Goldstein. His teachings of the Jewish god Judy were the best of his time, as he wrote the sacred texts of Judaism. His teachings focused on the importance of space lasers and the importance of the fall of Rome, Egypt, and Palestine. He taught at "The University of Advancing Technology" for 153 years

Hardships
He only had 3 children in his time around 1903 which took all of his money. In his time he experienced many hardships like when he was shot 24 times in 1992 while walking to his home in Detroit, Michigan, the assailant was 26 Year old Luke Saechao (Father of Lukas Saechao who is a future student of Dr. Professor Jacobs). Dr. Professor Jacobs also died for 25 minutes in 2021 after watching a sad Korean drama, he was brought back by the spirit of Judy. In 2022 all of his students made fun of him, and he became a crippling alcoholic. Thomas Blackburn Jr. continues to not do his work, Dr. Jacobs is very disappointed.

Scriptures
Here are some excerpts from the scriptures:

Dangerfield 5:26: "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too." - R. Dangerfield

Dangerfield 12:28 "I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - R. Dangerfield

Dangerfield 4:9 "I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie." - R. Dangerfield

Dangerfield 2:24 "The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." - R. Dangerfield

Dangerfield 52:12 "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - R. Dangerfield